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Some thoughts on the the 2011 Election

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

This is an historic night. Everybody says so but… “plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose“. Here are a few observations I’ll put out there for perpetuity.

In the short term:
Conservative Majority, NDP Official Opposition, Liberal rump, Bloc evisceration, Green breakthrough.

Party breakdown:
Conservative Party
With a majority, the Conservatives are going to be able to implement their agenda, whatever that truly is. With 5 years of minority rule, the Tories have seen their agenda moulded- gnarled- by the pressures of the other parties.

We will see the budget passed. We will see the new fighter jets. We will see the new prisons. We will see their economic and social agenda unfold.

In truth, in all honesty, nobody except Jason Kenny, Stephen Harper and a few others really know what that is.

Liberal Party
It had to take a virtually total collapse of the party to finally get to work to clean out the rot and corruption that has accumulated over the decades. There has been for a very, very long time a sense of entitlement, a sense of glorification of the pinnacle in Canadian government- the tenure of Sussex Drive but the membership has long been ignored by the party elites.

With the rise to power of “Mr. Dithers” Paul Martin and the unprecedented McCarthy-like witch hunts to push out those who were not in agreement (lock-step) with Martin- and there are thousands of them- heavyweights all- on the sidelines making the party a mere shadow of its former self.

Ignatieff will be gone in the next six weeks while the tiny caucus scrambles around trying to figure out what the hell they can do with no money and no resources. It is going to be a very painful and quiet caucus room while they try to get their feet under themselves.

Bloc Québécois
Gilles Duceppe is gone. The BQ is in serious trouble. While the Parti Québécois just re-affirmed the leadership of Pauline Marois, I would expect that Duceppe will be shadowing her, making her life quite a challenge.

Don’t count out the separatists though…. things are calm on the separatist front for now. But the moment that the Conservatives, based in the West and Toronto start to do things that piss off Quebeckers and the NDP stumbles or fails to speak wholeheartedly for the traditional Quebec-first view, separatism will be back stronger than ever.

Green Party
The beach head has been established. The Green Party now has exactly half of the seats the Conservative Party had in 1993.

Finally, Canadians might have an opportunity to see exactly how a Green Party might look like and how it might operate. It is full to the brim of passionate but incredibly naive volunteers. Their campaign in my riding where former leader Adrienne Carr ran was hokey and completely out of synch with the electorate: Driving around on Davie Street in a glorified golf cart just doesn’t cut it with us.

The Greens sound very left-wing but I am under the understanding that elsewhere they are quite right-wing. The traditional ‘green’ and ‘labour’ vote are tied in Canada through the coalition that is the NDP- more on that in a moment. Consequently it will be very interesting to see Elizabeth May, their now sole MP and party leader begin the tightrope walk toward growth.

New Democratic Party
Declaration of Full Disclosure: I am a former provincial BC NDP candidate who ran against the now-premier of British Columbia, former federal riding association president and one who fell heavily out of the NDP when I ran and lost in the nomination race to represent the party in the 2004 election. I am not yet aligned with any political party but my stale inside view of the NDP will no doubt show itself in this commentary.

The NDP made massive, massive gains tonight in Quebec. Outsiders will view that as a huge gain for Canada and a diminishment of the sovereignty movement in Quebec. Do not fool yourselves.

The up and coming days, weeks and months will be very telling. Will the NDP be able to grow up? The heartland of the NDP lies on the Prairies where there is a natural antipathy to Quebec and its own aspirations. As a federal NDPer years ago, I long advocated that the NDP work to increase its french content in its printed materials and work to be more inclusive of the few precious francophone members we had in the party. My exhortations fell essentially on deaf ears. My sense is that not much has changed since then.

Today, there is now a huge divide in the party. The long-term base of the party resides in Ontario and the West while the overwhelming majority of the caucus now comes from Quebec. The party is now stretched literally a mile-wide and an inch-deep with its real depth in the wrong places. Kinda like having a pear-shaped body but an hourglass-shaped shadow. Somehow, this strange coalition isn’t going to work out very well.

The federal party is often considered to be the runt-child of the provincial parties and so it will be interesting to see how Jack Layton and his new team are able to muscle up and command a place at the party’s ‘grown-up’ table.

Recently in the province of British Columbia the provincial leader was pushed aside and there were a lot of hard feelings over that move. The 13 MLAs (Members of the Legislative Assembly) who forced her to step down were vilified and that reflects the naiveté that exists within the party as well. NDPers see themselves as different. They think they are better than regular politicians but in fact they are just as bad.

Dirty politics exist in the NDP too and as the federal party grows up and becomes more vulnerable to scrutiny, as it starts to make compromises in the drive to form government, self-riteous self-impressions won’t stand up to reality and there are going to be a lot of disappointed run-of-the-mill party members. The base will be shaken.

In all, I think the NDP will have peaked in this election and will drop to third-party status in the next election: there is just too much that could go wrong. It’s either, let go of the rush to be the government or else implode from the centre. The latter is unthinkable in a political movement like the NDP.

Medium to Long Term
Give Parliament nine months to two years to settle into a more predictable pattern…. where messages get rehashed over and over again… when track records start to build up and the pressures of monotony and limitations start to pen the new dynamics in.

You’ll start to see then how things will start to shake down leading up to the next election in 2015.

Here are a couple of longer-term scenarios I’ll predict now.

1. The Conservatives will entrench themselves and will become the ‘governing party’ for at least the next 15 years. It is going to take that long for the various opposition parties to either fizzle out or merge to create a behemoth large enough to take on the Conservative machine.

2. The BQ will fizzle out. No big bang… just nothing. The three BQ voices in the House of Commons will be whispers in the wilderness while the NDPs massive voice in Quebec drowns them out. But again take note: they’ll fizzle but while the flame is out, the wick… or fuse… is still there. It will take something very small to ignite that flame again. Considering Quebeckers are generally socially progressive and the new Conservative government is generally socially conservative, I expect that the sovereignty question will once again arise except this time over social values. I expect Quebec nationalism to be an issue perhaps not in the next federal election but most definitely in the subsequent one.

3. The Conservatives will start to show their Reform Party roots by about year two. Just as the Mike Harris Government showed in Ontario its “Common Sense Revolution” loses direction, the Jacobites will be at play and common sense will become ideological, rather than practical. Backbenchers will be flexing their frustrated muscle and Harper will be expending a lot of political capital to keep his wayward ducks in a row. This will feed quite naturally into the opposition parties.

Despite this, the Conservatives will win a second majority although ‘democracy’ in Ottawa will be in severely short supply. To keep all his wayward ducks in a row, Harper will have had to clamp down heavily on all aspects of government and Parliament will be on the verge of exploding.

This is not going to be a pleasant 41st Parliament. It is going to be divisive and mean spirited. Mostly because Harper will have to tightly control all information that flows through all of Parliament. The Auditor General will even have a hard time to get information needed to do audits by year three.

The $2.00 per vote subsidy to all the political parties will be discontinued, causing the opposition parties, especially the underfunded Liberals to howl and scream blood murder. But this will be the one measure that will eventually be the downfall of the Conservative run as government at about the time I retire in old age.

4. The Green Party is going to go one of two ways: it will either grow exponentially à la Barack Obama’s “We Can” campaign and radically shake the fringes of Parliament in the next election or else it will prove itself incapable of waging what will essentially be a war against the Conservatives, the NDP and the Liberals. The Conservatives with their majority are going to do things that are completely anathema to the Greens. The NDP already has a significant stake in the environmental movement in Canada and the Liberals, famous for usurping other party’s platforms, will be jockeying for any attention it can get. Elizabeth May certainly has her work cut out for her!

5. The NDP, as I mentioned, will be stretched very thin and very quickly. Tensions within the party will start to fester as the momentum near the top of the party will pull the party toward the centre while its base, tantalizingly close to power will start to demand its historic platform be brought forward. Canadians have no appetite for things like nationalized banks or having free transportation a right. Furthermore, Manitoba and Saskatchewan are the exceptions to this rule: the NDP governments in BC and in Ontario have both been thrown out for mismanagement of the economy.

Shell games are what the NDP are known for and as much as they strive to achieve gains, I have a small nagging feeling that the party will implode over these strains. The commentators are wondering if this is going to be the beginning of a long run as official opposition for the NDP…. my gut thinks not. Two Parliaments and that’s about all the electorate are going to be able to take.

The age-old question of “the Greenies” versus “the Brownies” will pull the party into horrible contortions. This debate within the party is over which takes precedence: the environment with the cost of natural resource-based jobs or employment in the forests and mines to the detriment of the environment.

It is THE question that hangs heavily over the party. With the emergence of the Green Party as a potentially real force in Canadian politics, will the environmentalists abandon the NDP and set up shop with Elizabeth May and the Greens?

Also, on a very sober note, ALL of the electoral success of the NDP tonight is as a result of the leader, Jack Layton. Unfortunately, he is not the healthiest of leaders, undergoing treatment for cancer… I expect he will either have to retire or else he will not survive more than one more election. Of course, I hope he does survive but reality is reality. Should the unthinkable happen, what then? On this point, the crystal ball goes completely dark and because of that shadow, I cannot give a completely positive prognosis of the party’s gains tonight- if nothing else but because of Mr Layton’s health.

6. The Liberals are on life support as of tonight. No question. However, the heart of the Liberal Party lies in Quebec and Quebec politics is anything but stale. As much as the base of the NDP out West will be dissatisfied with the efforts of its elected officials based in Quebec, so too will the riding associations in Quebec be at odds with the long-time traditions of the CCF-NDP. Tommy Douglas, a demi-god on the Prairies in certain quarters is simply not known in Quebec. These soft-federalist/nationalists, but resoundingly socially progressive folks will be searching out yet a new vehicle to advance their cause in Ottawa and the Liberal Party, les Rouges, will be there, with their deep history in the province ready to represent them.

As Stephen Harper continues to clamp down on information, on MPs on Parliament, there is going to be a clear desire for change leading up to the next election. But the party won’t be ready to capture that sentiment. It will regain Official Opposition status as of the next election and probably retake government in about 2020.

But let’s be honest: it’s money that talks. When the ‘coalition’ that supported Harper and the Conservatives begin to shut out all the other monied folk in the country, a country where pork-barrelling is a way of life for capitalists and industrialists, there will be a need for the Liberal Party once again. For all their moving to the centre, the NDP certainly won’t be looking to bring big-business into its bosom and so big business will be looking for someone else.

Additionally, I mentioned above that the $2.00 subsidy to political parties will be the long-term undoing of the Conservative run in government. Right now, donations to political parties are limited to very small amounts as the parties are essentially funded by the number of votes they receive in an election. This is a very serious fetter for those who could go out and get more donations.

Because the Liberals are in such a mess, there are not very many donors who are willing to give to the party so it is living off that $2.00 subsidy. The subsidy will end just as the party becomes a credible, viable force again and donations by capitalists / industrialists eager to have their moment of glory at the feeding trough and eager to keep the socialists out of government will start emptying their wallets into the Liberal party coffers….. but again that will take time.

So the Liberal Party will have to do a complete house cleaning. Much of the rot is recent: less than 10 years old. The party is going to have to renew itself genuinely and work to attract its traditional base back.

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One caveat to much of this: I do not have a strong read on the ‘youth’ and its direction. The next generation of voters, is even larger than the baby-boomers and are just coming of age to get active and to vote. They will have a significant impact on the future elections- impact that my generation didn’t have because we simply weren’t big enough (I’m part of the “bust” that followed the “boom”) so I don’t even have a good grasp on their potential. They are much more ecologically sensitive on the one hand but much less ideological about how to achieve those goals on the other.

Is there such thing as an eco-Conservative? I doubt it. But then again, will they vote Green, NDP, a pro-business greenish Liberal Party, a merged NDP and Liberal parties, or a mixture of all three? Or will they go Conservative by in large to ensure economic growth and jobs for all?

Only time will tell.

For me personally, I am very disappointed in the results tonight. I am not a Conservative / conservative. I am wary of the this brand of Conservatism and would not trust Stephen Harper with my iPhone and wallet- not because he’d take the money but because he’d take the phone, have a subroutine programmed into it to monitor my absolutely everything- and use it against me for the slightest transgression…. like jaywalking… and have me thrown into the new prison he’d just built.

I am a former NDPer… but I am also a former federal Liberal. In a very strange sort of way, I take comfort in knowing that I am exactly in the NDP and Liberal divide. I am a right-leaning NDPer and a left-leaning Liberal. It is going to be a very interesting time for people like me. Will I finally have a political home or will the sands shift such that I am completely left out of either?

But the election is done. We have a majority and Stephen Harper will finally be able to shape this country with his palate of colours. Our democracy is amazing and the voters have proven once again that the pundits are just goofs most of the time. As a pundit of sorts myself, I am humbled by what I saw tonight.

Fortunately, tomorrow the cows will still produce milk.

And life goes on.

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Party Memberahip Fraud

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

When will partisans of all stripes learn that signing other people up without their consent or worse, their knowledge, is wrong? What about pets?

Membership brokering sounds perfectly fine and normal but what it really is, is pimping hapless bystanders as a commodity.  It is a perversion and corruption of the democratic process. And it is wrong. Full stop.

But what has piqued me enough to add my two cents worth is about Craig Bonner, the WHL Kamloops Blazers junior hockey team general manager who, as a result of a ‘communication error’ signs up the team to the Liberal Party of British Columbia.

Justifying such fraud by saying that it’s an “opportunity” for people aged 14 and up to participate in electing the next premier is unacceptable. If my hockey coach had signed me up for a membership in anything, much less a political party, without my consent I’d have his derrière in court.

And to call it a “communication error”, is disingenuous to say the least. Kevin Falcon’s spin-meisters toiled long into the night to come up with that one. There was no “error”. Mr. Bonner deliberately, and knowingly, penned his players’ names to specific forms that state that they are membership forms to the BC Liberal Party. He presumably signed their signatures and appended the $10.00 in their name to have them added as members. Yup, it wasn’t an “error”. Looks like “fraud” to me.

Now, having been caught out, he’s asked that all the names be withdrawn. But what if one of the players actually wants to be a member now. Are they blacklisted?

If the Chief Electoral Officer doesn’t investigate, then the RCMP should.

Kevin Falcon was not aware of the misdeed. I am certain that Christy Clark wasn’t aware that someone’s cat had signed on to her team. But Adrian Dix and Mike De Jong actively negotiated mass memberships with “brokers” from ethnic communities. While all of it is bad politics, the latter two are guilty of completely crossing the line.

Call it “mistakes” by overzealous campaigners. It doesn’t matter. I don’t hold the candidates themselves responsible but it certainly underscores the depths to which partisans will go to put their preferred candidate to the fore. Sadly, the relative moral ground upon which these leaders operate has its foundations in the membership who, as it turns out is no better than them.

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Recall, Here we Come!!!

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

The gloves are off. The Government of British Columbia has become the enemy of the People.

Gordon Campbell is both a wily politician and a bold faced liar. It is time we ended our misery under such corruption!

It is time we took back this province.

I am urging all my readers (yes, BOTH of you!) to get involved in the recall campaigns that are about to start. Let’s tear this government down one MLA at a time until a referendum is unnecessary.

I am no fan of Vander Zalm but it’s time we took advantage of the political jalopy he and Bill Tieleman have cobbled together and turn it into a full-power marauding political assault machine.

This is a short blog entry- short and to the point. For once.

I’ll be getting a twitter account and looking for like-minded people to tackle these political foes. Their lying days are over.

The Americans had a Revolution for less.

And as the French National Anthem says,

Aux armes citoyens! Formez bataillons! Marchons! Marchons! Qu’un sang impure, abbreuve nos sillions!

To arms citizens! Form battalions! March! March! Only impure blood usurps our furrows!

Ok, the last line is lost in translation but you get the gist- Only contaminated blood destroys what is valuable to us!

Mr Campbell, your political destiny is upon you!

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The BC Liberals are H-iS-T-ory

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

A few folks fuming over fiscal fudgery

Photo Credit: News1130

My how the wheels of Justice spin quickly when they need to.

Reading comments in various sources today, it seems to me that the Liberal Government is pretty much sunk over the HST issue. It’s game over. Gordo, throw in the towel. You lied to us one time too many.

Truth to tell, as Value Added Taxes go, the HST is not so bad. So long as neither government raises their portion, 12% tax across the board is manageable. Yes, it will be inflationary for a year but we’ll all get over it. So if it had been presented to us before the last election, I would have probably gone for it.

But the Liberals were less than up-front with us, the voters, over a lot of things in the last election. The budget was looking to be more-or-less balanced with a mere four hundred million dollar deficit. Not bad considering that the Olympic bill was in the budget. The Canada Line was done. The Port Mann Bridge bill was starting to run up and the Sea-to-Sky Highway tab was in too.

“No worries”, said the finance minister as we went to the polls. “HST? Never!” scoffed the premier. And then it all changed, literally the day after we had voted this bunch in for another four years.

Jeepers, the books weren’t in such rosy condition after all. “Rosy” was hardly the word for it. “Blood Red” was more like it, and the sanguinous ink has long been flowing “Liberally” from the books. With their majority a mere three days old, the provincial government was approaching Stephen Harper for a bail-out. Despite the adamant statements by the premier in the election campaign to the contrary, the HST was suddenly on the table.

“But if we mentioned the HST during the election, people wouldn’t have voted for us,” or something to that effect, whined Colin Hansen, our-soon-to-be-former finance minister. You are correct, sir. You would have had to deal with the outrage from the electorate over the most non-transparent financing scheme this province has ever seen over the Olympics.

You would have actually had to be accountable for the sham that was VANOC and the IOC’s fiscal Font-That-Spilleth-Over. But at least you would have been honest about the mess we’re in: a mess you Liberals alone are responsible for.

And Colin, to use the “But if we told you before the election” defense merely confirms what we suspect all along; that it was at least discussed sometime, somewhere, before the election in cabinet, if not in caucus.

Yes, people would not have voted for you but believe me when I say this: You made your bed and it was damned well time you slept in it.

The whining aside, could it be said that Hansen’s lament was along the same lines as “An election is no time to discuss policy,” once retorted by Canada’s most short-lived crash-and-burn prime minister, another Vancouverite Campbell… (a coincidence? a harbinger?)… a Kim, to be exact.

Yes, it could be so said. Both governments were bankrupt- literally. Both had spent themselves drunk and both had introduced the whole concept of the GST/HST. Both avoided taking on serious issues during the election- issues that might have cost them votes.

The similarities end there though.

The Progressive Conservative government had nothing to lose. The stench from the leadership of Brian Mulroney was more reviled than bottled water from Chernobyl. As it was, after the election there were all of two members left, down from its initial majority of 211 out of 282. Joe (Who) Clark and Elsie Wayne were all that was left. A little “debate” might have saved a seat or two. Maybe.

But here, the provincial Liberals were destined to win another term. If only they had been straight with the voters. If only they had stepped up to the microphones and said,”Folks, with the Olympics we’ve had a hell of a party. You were right- it was expensive. Here’s the tab… and here’s how we’re going to pay for it. Bring on the HST.” They might have lost a few more seats. But they would have held on to a majority. They would have done it honestly and had their cherished HST fair and square.

And I- and many others- would have kept our names off the petition.

But as it was, we were lied to. Plain and simple. There’s no wiggle room here.

This is why the Liberals deserve every kick in the proverbial teeth they get now.

They have lost the confidence of the electorate on a money bill. Forget the Initiative. Heck, forget the Legislature. The legitimacy and moral right of this government to govern is lost. Even the role and responsibilities of the Legislature delegated to it by the province’s population have been revoked.

How pathetic- our entire democratic system held up for judgement in court, the Legislature’s opposition politicians there cap-in-hand- supplicants all of them-before a single judge and holding their breath for days, over some sue-happy business coalition’s motion to quash it all. How utterly, miserably, sad that our democratic system is reduced to this.

The government ought to resign, the Legislature dissolved, and a general election held.

But that won’t happen. The government will soldier on, now under the threat of recall- and I’ll be there to help out in that campaign. And so, when the next election does come along, it will be interesting to see who of the caucus survives. Most did after the BC Rail sell-off lie so no doubt they’ll give it a good college try.

And why not? The Official Opposition is just as toothless and illegitimate as the government. Since the population did what it had to do out on the streets by itself, it showed that the opposition is just a bunch of johnny-come-lately opportunists and that the Legislature is completely irrelevant when it comes to taking on these banditos in Victoria. The Establishment on both sides of Leg in this province ought to be relieved there is no Bastille waiting to be stormed.

Don’t expect the Official Opposition to be calling for an election. No siree. Wouldn’t want to unleash some of your very able blood-hounds like Farnworth and Krog on the Liberals and upset the delicate brownie-and-greenie balance inside the coalition of ‘play-nice’ sycophants you’ve managed to placate, would you, Carole?

How disgraced I would feel today if I were a provincial politician no matter my colour. A pox on all their houses, thank you. And a rousing cheer for the People, the real heros in this debacle.

And so as court cases go, this was a decisive win for the anti-HST crowd, and a decisive loss for the Liberals and all those who support them- especially those who tried to derail the petition in court.

But the court win was no win for Democracy. Instead it was a judge, a sensible one for a change, who decided to get the hell out of the way of this freight train. He realized that if he were to try to stop it, who knows what kind of People’s Rage the courts might have had to endure. Judges aren’t viewed too kindly in this province already for their milque-toast verdicts and sentences these days.

As an aside, it must be observed that if only in this fleeting moment, we saw revealed in the stark light of the courtroom who is the real coalition behind this BC Liberal government. Too bad for the business coalition, relying on such a corrupt and inept bunch of pathetic losers that is their government to do their bidding, that they had to come out from the cloak of darkness to take on the Zalm Forces themselves.

Oh no- As an afterthought does this mean that BC’s de facto Opposition Leader, Bill Vander Zalm, is really back? Like, for real? Is he going to try to be ‘preeeemier‘ again? Wouldn’t that be fantaaaastic?

Ugh. Let me think about that one and get back to you.

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Bye Bye Canuckleheads!

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

In this town, this is quite an admission: I am not a Canucks fan. I suppose I was once, when I knew of no other team.

But I guess they were the local club I rooted for until about 2000 when I took my dad to a Canucks / Flames game at GM Place. The tickets cost me about a full-week’s salary- about 1/52 of my entire year’s income. We sat a few rows back from the ice, behind the net so the seats weren’t even the best in the house.

This exorbitant price was what I paid for the privilege to watch a bunch of millionaires skate. That’s all they did. It wasn’t merely disappointing; it was infuriatingly appalling. Anytime the puck got close to a Vancouver Canuck, he simply batted the offending puck out of the way. Now at exactly the same time, on exactly the same sheet of ice, the Calgary Flames did what they came to do. They played hockey. Not surprisingly, Calgary won the game, 8-1.

I may not be an avid Canucks fan- you could even say I am as much an expert in hockey as I am in nuclear physics- but my opinions on this most important Vancouver issue have, to date, stood the test of time. The rest of this entry is what I believe is so wrong with the Canucks.

Most recently, Vancouver has not been able to break into the finals or even semi-finals because of three things.

First, the Vancouver Canucks play with no heart. The entire enterprise is set up to make money- who cares about the hockey, really? Given the number of times the franchise has changed its colours and logo in recent years, I would suggest that the organization makes almost as much money selling official merchandise as it does selling tickets.

Their on-ice performance that fateful day in 2000 was representative of their spotty drive to win. Their last game this past week was yet another example of lacklustre heart. Why does this happen? Are our “stars” afraid of breaking a fingernail? Or do they all suffer from collective depression?

Second, Vancouver suffers from the “Magic Bullet” Principle. Dating back over 10 years, that’s 10 long, losing, seasons, Canucks fans have oogled over one super-star followed by another- each being the solution to the team’s woes. “Yeah, the last star we imported was a prima-donna dud, but this guy, he’s going to get the Canucks into the finals!”

First it was Pavel Bure. Then it was Marc Messier. How about the Sedin twins? And most recently it was Robert Luongo. Even Todd Burtuzzi, convicted thug that he was, was a ‘star’ in this perennial parade of pathetic performers. What about good old-fashioned team effort and grunt?

Finally, and most damning, it seems that the Canucks suffer from Springtime Golf Syndrome. While I don’t know for certain, I would suggest that as the fairways dry out, our boys of ice head to the putting greens and driving ranges. They get distracted. Little white balls and warm sunny days start to lure them from the cold ice and the disciplined humdrum of hockey practice.

While this year was slightly different in that there was no big break between their play-off rounds which always seem to do them in, the time of year is not a coincidence. But for the future, this last concern could be eliminated if they ‘rest’ between rounds in Yellowknife- or better yet- Inuvik.

So even when they- should they- ever win the Stanley Cup, I am completely convinced that it will be a total fluke unless they have overcome these three crucial yet basic criticisms.

But good luck on that one.

With rabid fans so willing to support such incredible mediocrity and a management team willing to sign ‘magic bullets’ into contracts that will ensure the player’s great-great-great grandchildren can afford Ferraris they day they turn 16, somehow I think I’ll be six feet under long before they get their act together.

As an aside, the Vancouver Giants is still my preferred local team. In five seriously important key categories: Grunt, Heart, Guts, Consistency, and a Ticket-Price-That-I-Can-Afford, they are a much superior team to the Canucks. Speaking of whom, did I mention consistency?

As for the Stanley Cup in 2010…. OK- Let’s Go les Habs! Play like the winners you are. Show our Canucklehead players- and fans- how it’s done.

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